KenTremendous: It's like everyone on Earth forgot about Sarah Palin at the...
KenTremendous: It's like everyone on Earth forgot about Sarah Palin at the same exact moment.
View Articlerossluippold: PRESIDENT HORRIBLE TEXAS IDIOT PART TWO! YEEEEEE-HAW!
rossluippold: PRESIDENT HORRIBLE TEXAS IDIOT PART TWO! YEEEEEE-HAW!
View Articlesamfbiddle: Slate: Why It's Not Actually Snowing in New York Right Now
samfbiddle: Slate: Why It's Not Actually Snowing in New York Right Now
View Articlejwherrman: My son, can you do me one last kindness? Print me that story I...
jwherrman: My son, can you do me one last kindness? Print me that story I love, "Klout Confirms Mega Funding Round," so I can read it 1 last ti- *dies*
View ArticleBrandonJGardner: It's International "Surprise! I'm Catholic" Day
BrandonJGardner: It's International "Surprise! I'm Catholic" Day
View Articlealexblagg: Geraldo is just asking to have his head smashed by an Italian...
alexblagg: Geraldo is just asking to have his head smashed by an Italian plumber because he looks exactly like Wario.
View ArticleUCBW: In what was anticipated as a highly competitive @UCBTheatreEast vs....
UCBW: In what was anticipated as a highly competitive @UCBTheatreEast vs. @UCBTheatreNY Improv Div. match, AIRWOLF routed @sandinoimprov, 110-38.
View Articlerossluippold: Sure, we're heard that 30 Rock, Community and Parks & Rec...
rossluippold: Sure, we're heard that 30 Rock, Community and Parks & Rec have been renewed, but has http://t.co/wqNA3k1X confirmed it??
View Articlethejoshpatten: "Every kiss begins with Kay and ends with arl Malone." - Karl...
thejoshpatten: "Every kiss begins with Kay and ends with arl Malone." - Karl Malone
View ArticleChoire: Exactly what you want to see on Street View when looking for a sublet...
Choire: Exactly what you want to see on Street View when looking for a sublet http://t.co/IspSzgJz
View ArticleTheJohnMurray: Research: http://t.co/TE0cBYZN
TheJohnMurray: Research: http://t.co/TE0cBYZN
View Articlejwherrman: ok cool, mr baby man dugg your story, gonna pop, great job you...
jwherrman: ok cool, mr baby man dugg your story, gonna pop, great job you literally get a bonus for this
View Articleericspiegelman: I just assume that my followers are not "click Favorite" kind...
ericspiegelman: I just assume that my followers are not "click Favorite" kind of people.
View Articlebrbarrett: Kevin McHale (Celtics) and Kevin McHale (Glee) road trip to attend...
brbarrett: Kevin McHale (Celtics) and Kevin McHale (Glee) road trip to attend mutual distant cousin's funeral. Hilarity/dunking ensue.
View Articlethecomicscomic: You know what this comedy boom really needs? More podcasts!
thecomicscomic: You know what this comedy boom really needs? More podcasts!
View Articlebrbarrett: Intense rivalry btwn the Birmingham (AL) and Oxford (UK) Gizmodo...
brbarrett: Intense rivalry btwn the Birmingham (AL) and Oxford (UK) Gizmodo meetups. But I guess we already won the only meetup that matters in 1783.
View Articlegavinspeiller: "There's no business like Crowe business." - Russell Crowe...
gavinspeiller: "There's no business like Crowe business." - Russell Crowe staring at himself in a mirror while he has angry sex with an old hooker.
View Articlealexblagg: I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, specifically...
alexblagg: I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, specifically Keebler elves putting snacks directly into my mouth.
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